For the Leeds Scum
Now, Leeds as a city's a mighty fine place, But the fans and the team are a f**king disgrace, With Bremner and Reaney and Lorimer too, With their hands down their shorts they've got f**k-all to do. They sing about Munich, they scream and they shout, They talk about things they know f**k-all about, In my opinion the Leeds scum should be, Shovelling s**t on the Isle of Capri.
United Road Take Me Home (Fast) Chant
All time anthem (Ed: Better audio just added)
United Top of the League Chant
Top of of the league? That would be us then
Jingle Bells - United Win Away Chant
Man United sing this song around Christmas time, on a regular basis
He Goes by the Name of Wayne Rooney Chant
Referring to the fact that Wayne Rooney is the best player since Pele
Sung when Van Persie scored his first hat-trick for Man United